FAST FIVE: Americans Beware! Russia Can Hack Your Brain, Make You Believe Joe Biden Unfit For Oval Office

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By this time, especially following the release of the Mueller Report, you would think that conspiracy theories involving Russia and American democracy would have subsided; instead they've only escalated as the US enters the hot end of the 2020 presidential election campaign.

Imagine all the money the Russians and their radical new political technologies could have saved guys like casino tycoon, Sheldon Adelson, who showered the Trump campaign with $100 million dollars.

I have seen all of the Russian ads and I can say very definitively that swaying the election was *NOT* the main goal.” Clearly, Goldman seems to have been under the sway of some folk Russian brainwashing technique, probably passed down from the time of Rasputin.

Now, fun-loving memes are under attack and may soon go the way of the DoDo bird (“A small office of Russian trolls could derail 241 years of US political history with a handful of dank memes and an advertising budget that would barely buy you a billboard in Brooklyn,” screamed insanely The Guardian).

Although few Americans seem to remember that back in May of 2019, Trump granted US Attorney General William Barr “full and complete authority” to investigate exactly how claims that Trump was 'conspiring with the Kremlin' in the 2016 presidential election had originated, the Democrats certainly have not.

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