FAST FIVE: Broke Billionaires (And Other Ridiculous Signs Of The Top)

You might have heard that Elon Musk was on trial last week in Los Angeles; he was being sued because he claimed (multiple times) that British spelunker Vernon Unsworth was a pedophile.

He told the jury under oath that, despite being worth more than $25 billion, he actually has very little money.

Buffett owns a huge piece of that success.

Tesla has tiny amount of cash by comparison, a growing pile of debt, and lost a billion dollars last year.

And that's basically what these companies are- donkeys with fake horns.