FAST FIVE: Humor? NBA Now Requiring All Players To Stand For Chinese National Anthem
NBA Now Requiring All Players To Stand For Chinese National Anthem Fact or Fiction.
All players, fans, coaches, and employees will be required to stand and solemnly sing lyrics including the following: Millions of but one heart we run towards the Communist tomorrow.
We, for tens of thousands of generations to come, Hold high the Flag of Mao Zedong, march on.
“March on, Mao!” Silver then performed a soft jazz rendition of the tune and bowed low to the ground to show President Xi Jinping that he is very sorry.
Anyone who doesn't comply will be shot, a beloved Chinese custom that should further smooth things over with the authoritarian regime.